fact: sam winchester is cute as heck and if u disagree i’m very sorry to inform u that u have a serious case of the wrong
The holiday season is only great when you’re not poor and don’t hate your entire family LOL
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it said that he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
Shine bright like a toilet seat
I feel like my life has been a lie
I have the same toilet seat
BUT MINE DOESN’T LIGHT UP